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Students on the WJMC trip have developed vivid imaginations, which they apply to current events.  Note: these are meant for entertainment.  EVENTS ARE NOT NECESSARILY FACTUAL.

One story: 

Sitting in a lecture about sniper victims getting shot in Washington D.C. makes me believe that Cocobama conspired all of this.  She planned to take over the city for her 2002 campaign but had a spelling exam that Friday.  

By using two black people as the killers, she planned to ruin the morale of the black community in order to render them vulnerable to her campaign propaganda.  But that is only one viewpoint…

In actuality, a political journalist who shall remain without a name was behind these events.

He got the images, he got the food.  His tradgedy was all over his face, like a hot dog’s condements on the buns.  Cocobama ruined her reputation, so she reunited with the reporter.  

NOBODY was trying to harm the abortion-supporting latina basher herself, Sonia Sotomayor. However, they wanted revenge on her failed 2002 campaign.

Why Sotomayer?, one may ask.  Was it merely a coincidence that a) she is not black, and b) Robert had “had it out” for a young participant in Cocobama’s WJMC experience? In actuality, Sotomayor’s body was to be the product of a dirty deal.  The fact is that the reporter is a notorious and expert assasin. The fact that never was uncovered is that the reporter was a rascist- an etremist who was not afraid to use a gun.  Cocobama knew this, and she also knew that the reporter was planning a huge shooting on the set of BET’s new show featuring Bill Cosby!  Ironically, the only reason she cared was because she wanted to kidnap him and that set would be the only time she could run into him, for he usually hermetted himself in secret.  She held a gun to his head as he held a gun to Cosby’s head, and he lowered his weapon first.  Thus, Cocobama once again exerted power.  She wanted Sotomayer dead…  

But Sotomayor was more ignorant than Christian Kinney, which Cocobama also hated. She expected them to be in the same building for her massive campaign shooting. Bill Cosby ended up getting shot through his sweater and went to heaven as an African American doctor on Heaven’s cable TV.

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